Add to the Guestbook Jason Carter of New Cumberland, PA (posted @ 9/6/2002 1:05:31 AM): Hey everyone... just wanted to tell you all that I have now setup a guestbook here. Now if you have something to say... you can finally write it! Like my Fun Stuff... say something about it here. Just want to check in and say hi... then do it! On another note, I wanted to let everyone know that I added 4 more movies to the Fun Stuff page and replaced the Mario flash with the latest version... a must see! Whelp... that's all from me for now. PEACE! Rayman of Canada (posted @ 9/6/2002 1:18:40 AM): Cool Movies, and I am not an Alien! Trev,T-Dogg,T$,Trevor of carlisle,PA (posted @ 9/6/2002 3:25:32 AM): Hi Carter man, I first tried to sign this guest book with a pen, now all I have are these standard type puter letters, and real ink desktop autograph of me personally.....lol just kidding. Keep on doin what ya do, this site is getting to kick arse level.hehehe Bye, TK <~~~ yet another nick-name. Andrew Justice of working on that (posted @ 9/6/2002 8:37:21 AM): nicely crafted... miss the days of unreal tourny and jonathan snipin' my ass Dirty Knuckles of South of the boarder (posted @ 9/6/2002 3:34:46 PM): your picture scares me so........... Dan Trimble of B&A Cafe (posted @ 9/7/2002 4:38:35 AM): Carter Man--U gotta check out the restaurant...hope to see ya there!! Awesome NIN...we gotta get to a show again!! Yohan, J-Bar of The sticks (posted @ 9/13/2002 2:24:58 PM): Yo. You need to rotate some new fun stuff in here to keep people coming back. I've already seen everything. Hey, we should storybook some ideas for our own flash movies and start making our own! We can do that... we'll just stay up all night and get loopy. Welp, I'm of to Virginia in a few hours. See ya' sunday! Jason of Right Here (posted @ 9/14/2002 6:24:08 AM): Jonathan... that is exactly what I was doing today. I added 21 new files to the fun stuff section for everyone's viewing pleasure so make sure to check them out! Hope everyone likes what I have done so far to the site. Tell all your friends to check it out too and sign the guestbook! PEACE! Paula K. of Harrisburg (posted @ 9/16/2002 12:34:59 AM): Hi, Jason!! I work with your mother and wanted to pop in and say hello. Also wondered what you would charge to set up a web site for me. I am website illiterate, so I would need some help. Anyway, hello again and have fun with your site!! Paula Spoony of Enola, PA (posted @ 9/17/2002 1:49:28 PM): What up! I just thought I would sign in let me know when you get more stuff..... You're kick ass!! Spoondog Rayman of North of the Boarder (Can (posted @ 9/20/2002 12:41:31 AM): I love boobs Rayman of Toronto (posted @ 10/18/2002 1:05:33 AM): I still love boobies........ P.S. Long Live Canada Jaysin of Here (posted @ 10/25/2002 9:23:20 PM): Hey guys... just wanted to say thanks for visiting. I will be adding more stuff to the Fun Stuff section soon. Keep coming back and drop a message in the guestbook. See ya laters! Nikki of Charleston, SC (posted @ 11/4/2002 10:35:25 PM): Hey bro! Killing some time at work and needed a pick me up... the funstuff always helps. Miss you, and look forward to seeing you over the holidays! Hope you are well, and above all, happy. PS I like boobies too!!!!!! Jaysin of My Bedroom! (posted @ 11/10/2002 7:14:27 PM): Whelp... just got done adding more fun stuff! Check it out! Also added a Links section now because there is just so much stuff out there... I can't possibly put it ALL on my site. If anyone finds anything I should host here, or knows of any fun sites, send them to me and I will put them up or link to them. Also... SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!! It doesn't matter if you know me, or just happened to stumble across my site. Let me know who you are, where you're from, and what you think. Thanks! P.S. I love boobies too! ;-P CJ of the land of abstinence (posted @ 11/10/2002 11:35:14 PM): I noticed you didint put up your guide to abstinence so i'll post it. JAY's 10 step guide to abstinence 1. Get a bicycle. If it's true that a man's value and worth can be measured by his automobile, then what does it say about a man who doesn't even have one? That's right. Nothing says "I don't even have the means to take you out on a date which may/or may not culminate in sexual intercouse" quite like a nice shiny yellow bicycle. You can pretty much bet dollars to donuts, that you'll be able to ride freely down the street without any hot girls giving you a second glance (or even a first one, for that matter). Hell, even the troglodytic landmonsters will take one look at you and say "Hey, there's no way I'm gonna my fit my giant whale ass on that tiny thing. More fries please." 2. Adopt a Canadian accent. Often considered the most emasculated of all dialects, the Canadian accent is what leading scientists have determined to be the exact metaphysical converse of the ever-so-sexy Latin accent, the one that makes all the ladies instantly swoon like Charles Kuralt in a sweater factory. You'll have no part of that. Not today. You'll be too busy "ehh-ing" and "aboot-ing" all the way to the bank. The bank of Lonely Masturbating that is! 3. Hang out with old people. You've seen them before, those things that are sitting on the benches in the mall. You know why they're there? Because they're not having sex. These are your new best friends. Not only will your celebacy remain intact, but you will also gain valuable insight into the lost arts of "knitting" and "keeping the same box of ice cream in your freezer for 30 years." Research will be key here, for they will often bandy about forgotten words like "phonograph" and "catarrh" and something called "respect". You'll need to have a keen grasp of their language in order to fully immerse yourself in their culture. 4. Get really good at Scrabble. Careful, though. You don't want to get so good that you end up getting invited to some Scrabble Tournament where you might meet a lonely, unattractive girl who lives for Scrabble and will want to sleep with you because, well, no one else would. 5. Stop playing the bass. Although scientists are still unable to identify the source of its power, it has long been known that the bass guitar, above all instruments, acts as some kind of bizarre, unstoppable fellatio-magnet. If you ripped Don Knotts' dead, rotting corpse out of the ground and shoved a bass guitar into his cold lifeless hands, chicks would be all over him like ugly on your grandmother. 6. Grow a beard. Unless you're Sean-fucking-Connery, this will work wonders. 7. Move back in with your parents. This is probably one of the most important steps. If you're still living on your own, you might accidently trick a girl into thinking that you are somewhat successful and responsible and she then might want to sleep with you so you'll buy her shit. It's important to shatter that illusion entirely to make sure your cock stays in you pants and your money stays in your wallet, where they belong, respectively. 8. Name your Corn Flakes. Shit, don't stop there. Go ahead make little leashes for them out of dental floss and take them for walks on Saturday nights. You've got time. 9. Become a nice caring person. Nothing screams "Don't sleep with me!" like the guy who listens to what girls have to say, and cares about how they're feeling. It isn't enough to simply "not ride a motorcycle" and "not act like a total asshole" and "not sleep with her sister when she's pregnant with your baby". You need to go that extra mile. You need to compliment her occasionally, give her hugs when she's feeling down, pay attention to her mindless bitching about god-only-knows-what, and geniunely respect her as a person and not just as a place to stick your thing in. She will instantly lose all interest in you. 10. Get a job as a janitor. Ever heard a girl say "Holy shit! I'm going to rip that janitor's clothes off and screw him silly!"? No. You haven't. Use it to your advantage. 11. For christ's sake, don't write a song/poem about her. What are you, an idiot? Sir Dragon of Colorado Springs (posted @ 11/11/2002 1:12:02 AM): What the fuck's up brother? Just sittin' here gettin drunk and surfin the net and came across this freakin site. Anyway keep yer pimp-hand strong bro, and get that sand out of your brown eye. AND OH YEAH........BOOBS FUCKING RULE!!! Cal R. of Auto~ (posted @ 11/11/2002 8:43:00 AM): JC - I see you've been up to much. Love your site. I need JS's phone number. Showing your site to some folks at Tyco. Stay in touch. - Chuck Yohan of The edge of the world (posted @ 11/11/2002 9:33:56 AM): Yup, funny stuff is good. I like the guide to abstenance that was added here in the guestbook. I can't be doing these all nighters any longer... Ugghhhhh... Later duder. C.J./ what about nick? of mt. Fuji (posted @ 11/13/2002 1:10:28 AM): P.S. I love boobies too! Kajunta of Spain (posted @ 11/15/2002 2:30:39 PM): Hello (he he) Cartman of Southpark (posted @ 11/18/2002 1:02:35 AM): .......shutup....... Jaysin of Land of the Unemployed (posted @ 11/18/2002 1:22:16 AM): Yo!!! Yet again I updated the site. We have more Fun Stuff... and just so you know, most of the fun stuff I add to the site are suggestions from other people. I can't possibly find everything out there. If you have/found soemthing that you think should be added, send it to me and I'll check it out. Also added to my bio, and added a few more links (yes Ray I did add your site to my Links page). I'll hopefully have some more pictures to put up on the site within the next week or two, I've neglected that part of the site for far too long. Whelp, that's all I have for now. I'm outie! SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!! I sooooooo love BOOBIES!!!!! ( o )( o ) Rayman of Canada (posted @ 11/22/2002 10:29:21 AM): Well Carterman, I first want to say I love Boobs. Second, I love the fun stuff, especially the boob one. Thanks for linking the site, I will be linking yours as soon as comcast lets me back in. I wish I could top CJ's post, but I can not. So in closing, I just want to say I LOVE BOOBS. "Thank you for your support" Barrtle and James Ondraya of York, PA (posted @ 11/28/2002 4:41:49 PM): Jay - love what you've done to the site! It is definity a pick-me-up during finals -- WHICH SUCK FAT HAIRY MONKEY BALLS -- (not that I would know...) Anyway, keep up the good work and keep the fun stuff coming! P.S. I love boobs too! Nick of washington (posted @ 12/3/2002 9:55:32 PM): I was simply surfing the net when i came across this site. And all was going well I mean it's one hell of a site. Untill I read the 10 ways not get laid or whatever it was. I think that is pointless i love getting laid and so good job with the sites the fun stuff is really funny, but come on dont bring down the site with usless comments whoever that was who wrote it. Nick of Dillsburg, PA (posted @ 12/7/2002 10:27:45 PM): I have to agree with the man from Canada and that CJ kid. BOOBIES ARE COOL, BUTTS ARE NICE TOO THOUGH!!!!!! sexy sim of england (posted @ 12/8/2002 9:21:53 AM): I LOVE BOBIES i'm going rly well on sim girl i can't wait 2 bone her. aslo i love fuck her gentle, dear penis and pimp quest this website rules man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sexy sim Beth of pa (posted @ 12/10/2002 2:22:15 PM): hi J! Cool web - fun stuff and neat pics. If for some reason we dont see you before the 25th have a great Christmas! sexy sim of england (posted @ 12/12/2002 1:11:26 PM): jason u rule u knwo the aldio clip i ckcik on fuck off wen my sister came in whos 6 and started cryin it was well funny hello every1 whoz on this wicked website blair howell of mechanicsburg p.a. (posted @ 12/15/2002 10:13:28 PM): hey man remember me? you got to e-mail me man get back to me so we can get together and hang out or just give me a call at 7178025150 nick of washington (posted @ 12/19/2002 9:40:47 PM): Sexysim were you drunk when you wrote that? Because to me that just seems mean and inconsiderate. And by the number of mistakes on your post i will asume that it was because of that. Now i know your a good person underneath the picking on your little 6 YEAR OLD sister so why the frustration? Are you missing the attention you feel you need and diserve or is it something else? CJ of a van down by the river (posted @ 12/24/2002 6:40:17 PM): To nick of washington - The abstinance guide is an inside joke between me and Jay, and I'm shure you do like to get laid. Infact I'm shure you and rosey have had many memorable nights together. PS- Whats up with the butts thing Nick I know.... Jaysin of HERE! (posted @ 12/24/2002 10:33:32 PM): Man... its snowing again!!! We haven't had this much snow this early in a long while. I don't mind it, until I have things I want to do and the weather prohibits it. I better not get snowed in, or worse yet lose power... ugh... talk about boring then. Anyway, what I really wanted to say here was Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Winter Solstice, Airing of Grievances, Saturnalia, Isaac Newton's Birthday, or whatever else it might be that you celebrate during this time of year. I wish everyone safety, happiness and love. Take care all! P.S. I should have some new stuff to put up on the website by the end of the year. Make sure to come back and check it out... and sign the guestbook!!! =) Nick of washington (posted @ 12/29/2002 2:02:36 AM): I apologize for any hurt feelings I may have founded. That was not my goal and I will not post any more to try to respect your sensitive feelings. I am truly sorry I did not understand that they were inside jokes that were posted on a public site for everyone's enjoyment. But I know jason has a kickin site so keep it up. You're good you. Jaysin of Central PA Baby!!! (posted @ 12/31/2002 5:25:23 AM): Hey everyone... just letting you know that I added 11 flash cartoons/games, 6 movies, and 18 pics to the site. Make sure you check out the new stuff! I got more stuff to add in a little bit then... but first I must do some of my freelance work. Catch ya later! Peace! Rayman of Canada (posted @ 12/31/2002 10:17:38 AM): Happy New Years Carterman, enjoy "rockin out"with Juiced. We all left YP right before the game got good. Anyways have fun and be safe.....no sleeping on curbs! PS. I love boobies Nick of Pickletown, USA (posted @ 1/3/2003 11:26:39 PM): I had to be the first person in 2003 to post. CJ - what is wrong with a nice (female) butt???? Rayman - How much for that dog? Sexy Sim - Stay off the crack dude! Beth - JUICED rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmmm....BOOBIES! tristram of az (posted @ 1/6/2003 1:59:25 PM): hey i read yer bio. go get a job a computer store. trust me tristram of az (posted @ 1/6/2003 2:00:25 PM): i meant computer GAME store Sir Dragon of Colorado Springs (posted @ 1/7/2003 12:31:37 AM): Glad to see there aren't any pics of me on yer site bitch! That's a good thing for you anyway cause you don't want to scare anyone away right? Boobs fuckin' rule. Hey, you know the day that Pinnochio realized he was made of wood???......the day his hand caught on fire!!! hahahahahahaha. (hope you got that one) Boobs are cool. We must feel the boobs....get to know the boobs by talking to them.....be honest with the boobs and respect their individuality.....most really are good boobs once you get to know them...they just get a little irritated sometimes....and whenever possible....we must.....TAKE PICTURES OF THE BOOBS!!!!!!! Later brother! Jaysin of Am I drunk again??? =) (posted @ 1/7/2003 7:46:24 AM): Sean, that was too fucking funny! This is the kind of humor I like to see from my partons. hehe Oh man.... Tristram, as for the game store job, well I tried applying at two of them here and wasn't hired by either... ugh! I got an interview tomorrow with the cable company so I will see what happens there. I had 2 previous interviews with them that both ended up getting cancelled because of snow storms that just had to hit on those days. Can it stop snowing here for just 1 frickin' day... its snowing right now!!! AHHH!!!! Nick from Washington, don't mind my friend CJ... he's not getting on your case about your post. You can keep posting all you want, its a guestbook! Nick from Pickletown, I also have to agree with you on the Beth statement... Juiced does ROCK!!! Beth, Carrie, Norm, Doug, Don... you all kick major ass! If you ever do come around here again and see this, then post in the guestbook too. If Beth and/or Carrie want to... "show me your love at the show".... hehe... then I would have no problem with that. I'm just messing with you gals, unless you want to... oh man... now I'm just going to get myself in trouble. Anyway, on a closing note... let me just say I hope everyone has a great year in 2003, and that we all get to take pictures of Boobs this year! I LOVE BOOBS!!! weeeeeeeeeeee.... T$ of I'm right here...lol (posted @ 1/7/2003 8:39:26 AM): What's up JD, I must say that I agree with you on the fucking funny post from Shawn, he is such a space cadet, or something like that. He must have been playing in the anti-gravity room again before he posted all that usefull info on how to be at one with the boobies. It all makes perfect sense now, I can't wait till I get to confront my next set of boobies. So to you ladies in here, Would you please introduce me to the boobies. I would really like to start a wonderfull relationship with them and your pet kitty as well.I promise ya with shawn's info on the boobies, and my cool cat/pimp daddy self, and oh yeah my slong you will be eternally satisfied, and if you are not there is a lifetime guarantee that you can come back and get more satisfaction. hehehehe Anyways JD good luck with the cable job interview, I have a good feeling about this, I think you are going to get paid again, finally. Then you can get back the mack-daddy girl gettin jive groove that you have seem to misplaced awhile back, and then on come the boobies for you. Best of luck man, and catch ya soon. P.S. Juiced & BOOBIES ROCK!!!!!! Sir Dragon of Rocky Fuckin Mountains (posted @ 1/9/2003 1:47:15 AM): HERE I COME TO MAKE YOU LAAAAAAAAUGH!!! That's right...I'm back. I would like to start today's episode of the Dragon Chronicles by clarifying something that I'm not quite sure I explained properly in my last speech....*ehum ehum*....hope you all got yer earplugs in cauSE BOOOOOOBS FUUUUUUCKING RRRRUUUUUUUULE! Hope I summed that all up for ya my devoted readers! I am a boob fan.....the dragonmaistro of nipple if you will....OH YEAH!! And for all the ladies reading this, I am EXTREMELY single and always looking for a woman to tame my dragon-ass! I would also like to impart (is that even a f$^#ing word?) some more opinions to my growing population of fans.... 1) FUCK JOE MILLIONAIRE!!! I'd love to curbstomp that son of a bitch for having all them women to himself. Share some with the rest of the population you terd tapper! Can I get a HELL YEAH my friends? Am I the only one on the planet that boycotts "reality" shows? 2) South Park kicks @$$. (go ahead, I dare ya to disagree with me on that!) 3) People should at least drive the speed limit. I was behind a car today in a 65 mph zone.....the dingleberry was doing 50...that's right....50! (jason, i thought you might enjoy that...really did happen today too!) MOVE OUT OF OUR WAY!!! We got places to go and boobs to take pictures of!!! Can I get an amen my friends? a quote from the Book of Sean: ...and he stretched forth his hand to the sky and said "...beer is good for you if it's just a itty-bitty. NOW DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE I WANNA GO SEE SOME TITTY!!!!!" Until the next time my friends! Me Jaysin of I Forget... (posted @ 1/9/2003 1:56:28 AM): ummmm.... WOW!